Between Vox, Twitter, MySpace and all of the other social networking groups I feel spread too thin.  So I'm going to retire my Vox and only use the blog on MySpace.  I know a lot of people hate it but unfortunately it is the place where I actually know the people who are reading my posts... I feel like they might actually care (not that you don't) about reading my rant about how some girl was a complete idiot at the checkout or how good my day was or appreciate some silly picture/article that I stumbled upon and felt like sharing.  And cross posting is just a headache!  So this is it. BYEBYE!

If you would like to continue reading what I write feel free to add me on myspace (it's a private profile because bitches be stalking! haha): The Baby Jamiee

I fucking hate Angelina Jolie (except for the fact that we are lyke, totally, style twins) and Brad Pitt, and celeb gossip, but...... this was hilarious to me at 10am after no sleep.  So I hope you enjoy as well.

Thought Process Flowchart: Angelina Jolie

http://www.236.com/news/2008/01/31/th...

This week's issue of Star Magazine reports that Angelina Jolie's pregnancy is the result of in vitro fertilization. The actress is expecting twins with partner Brad Pitt. Considering Jolie's desire to have a racially-balanced family, the news that the mother of four went out of her way to add two homegrown white children to the mix is surprising.

There was something about tonight... text messaging back and forth between many partners (sounds so raunchy!) I could tell that this town was ready to do something!

Something.

I went to a show.  I met a fox.

I can't really remember his name... I think it started with a G.  I want to say Gonzo but my mind always strays to Muppets or Porn.  So... who knows.

He was sketched out at first.  He talked shit to some other dudes who were *much* bigger than him.  Awesome, a fox and confident!

I finally caught his eye.  Got him to come over.  Sit down. Hang out.  He even smelled my hair.  We snuggled up on one of the many sofas at the bar and I snapped a few photos of his foxy self.

Wanna see?  I know you do!!

Foxy Snuggles

More photos to come once my cell phone stops being a jerk and actually sends them to my Flickr!

EDIT:  another pic!

Gonzo the Fox

I desperately need a new hobby so I'm going to get back into jewelry making.  As soon as I can walk for more than 15 minutes without a ton of pain soon to follow I am going to hit up some craft stores and start on my first project.  I'm going to make matching necklaces for me and my mom.  Her birthday is coming up soon and I figure it'll be a cute trial run. 

I have this pair of ear rings that I'll never wear.  It's wings in the shapes of hearts.. sounds cheezy but they are cute, promise.  Since my moms name and my name both start with J... I was thinking of getting two J charms to put on the necklace. Then I'll put them on a long silver chain for me and probably a regular gold tinted chain for her since she already wears a gold necklace 24/7.  I just don't know how I'll tint her half of the pair of ear rings to match... if that is even possible.  If not, dammit, she'll just have to switch back and forth between the two necklaces or clash!

If I get decent at it over the next few months I may turn ModGERL into a store. Yay!

...to just fucking stay alive?

I have been injured 3 times already this year.

I FUCKING GIVE UP!!! agh.

...is to HEADBUTT A BITCH!

And according to Blanton, it's effective. He tells me about a woman he once met on a Paris subway and asked out for tea. When they sat down, he said, "I didn't really want any tea; I was just trying to figure out a way to delay you so I could talk to you for a while, because I want to go to bed with you." They went to bed together. Or another seduction technique of his: "Wanna fuck?"

HAHAHA I always wondered if that line *ever* worked.  This article is very interesting and quite amusing.

Print I Think You're Fat

http://www.esquire.com/print-this/hon...

And according to Blanton, it's effective. He tells me about a woman he once met on a Paris subway and asked out for tea. When they sat down, he said, "I didn't really want any tea; I was just trying to figure out a way to delay you so I could talk to...

So Take Pics.  (And play with makeup)

Right?

Though, in my defense, they were NOT all taken at the same time.